Jesus
A7I want to help the D7poor
A7But only until half past D74
A7I want to walk through the E7land
D7But only in a A7minivan
A7I want to walk on D7water
A7But only when it's frozen D7over
A7I want to make blood into E7whine
D7But only when it's not A7mine
D7I'm the low effort A7Jesus
D7Hanging out with my A7fellas,
I want to E7preach love and D7peace
But I only share reciA7pes.
D7Loooowwwww effort A7Jesus 2x
E7 D7 A7
A7I want to bring people toD7gether
A7But only when it's good D7weather
A7Wanna abolish tears and E7fear
But inD7stead I sell - Whisky'n A7Beer
A7I want to have my own reD7ligion
A7I think I don't know what I'm D7wishing.
I want to A7feed a 1000 E7people with fish
D7Hope you don’t mind it’s not A7fresh.
D7I'm the low effort A7Jesus
D7Hanging out with my A7fellas,
The E7Messiah this world conD7cedes
I’m surely not what it A7needs.
D7Loooowwwww effort A7Jesus 2x
E7 D7 A7
And beD7fore the rooster crew I don’t A7bother
I overD7slept again another A7supper.
I A7want to rise from the E7dead
But D7I'd have to get out of A7bed
D7Don’t want to cause more A7scandals
When I D7show up in socks and A7sandals
And E7if you don't crucify D7me
I’ll be the best, I can A7be.
D7I'm the low effort A7Jesus
D7Hanging out with my A7fellas,
And if I E7could fulfill 3 D7wishes
Use them to do the A7dishes.
D7Loooowwwww effort A7Jesus 2x
E7 D7 A7
I A7want to banish all the D7evil,
Well, A7someone else surely D7will
I A7don't have the faintest E7clue
But I D7do what little I can A7do.
